Who is in charge of product design at Campbell/Franco-American, hm? I'm sorry, I'm sure they're working very hard, but they're &$*#! daft. I'm sure they thought the new pull-top can was a breathtaking innovation in soup tin design, but I'm here to tell you, it's a bad, bad idea. Maybe you like pull-top cans, maybe your neighbor likes pull-top cans, but let me tell you, no one with sore hands likes pull-top cans. Have arthritis? Too bad, no soup for you. Carpal tunnel? Sucker, no soup for you, either. And you can't even turn the damn can over and pop it in the electric can opener, because the brightest of the bright soup makers rounded off the rim.
Fuck Campbell's Soup.