I'm sitting at my desk, listening to one of the librarians talk about the driving habits of people who live in Seattle: "It used to be this way, but now it's just a big city and it's not that way anymore." And I am compelled to say outloud: "But it's not like you've ever lived there, or even been there recently, or ever driven there."

I can be a bitch, but man, how can you be spouting off your opinions on Seattle when you've only been there a couple of times 20 years ago?