I tried, but I couldn't trick Catherine into writing for me again. "Nothing interesting happened today," she said. Well, newsflash: not a whole heck of a lot of interesting things happening in my life right now, either.

Multiple choice question:

1. Susan's teeth ache because she ground them together instead of snapping at:

a) her physical therapist
b) her boss
c) her band director
d) all of the above

My money is on d) all of the above.