So....yeah. I saw my orthopedic surgeon yesterday. Just the fact that I have someone I consider "my" orthopedic surgeon should be considered a warning sign, I think. I totally freaked myself out by reading the magazine Arthritis Today in the waiting room. If that's my future, I vote for killing myself now. I totally refuse to live like that.

And I've been typing and erasing this paragraph for 30 minutes now, so I think that's also a warning sign. Go think about something else for awhile.