"It's like I told my aunt, I just don't make bail for people. She couldn't believe it, but I was, like, I am not going to bail anyone out! She was all, what if they call you up and ask you to bail them out? and I said, look, if they did the crime, they should spend the time in jail. I'm not going to bail them out!"

And I'm listening to this, thinking to myself, "Never in my life have I ever had the opportunity to not bail someone out of jail. Am I doing something right, or am I doing something wrong?"