How to tell you need a new job.

If you find yourself arguing with your co-workers about the treatments for STDs--and you work in the food service industry--you should get a new job.

I'm sure the guys at work will be very glad to find I actually have printed evidence to support my side of the argument: if you contract bull-headed clap, you do NOT have to hit your penis with a mallet to cure it. Idiot boys. I can't believe I went to graduate school for this.