You know you're a dork when...

you find yourself in the public library searching for a book by size, because you know you can fit a paperback into the side pocket of your work shorts, so hey, why let those fifteen minute breaks go to waste when you could be reading? It's the first time I've ever scanned bookshelves for reading material strictly based on size. This one is too tall, this one is too thick, this one is too wide. Finally ended up w/a Penguin reprint of something or other. Probably going to get me beat up by the punk rock kids.