The cat cracks me up.
8:31 PM

It amazes me that we still have to read things like this. It amazes me that Americans are so freaking uniformed that people have to tell them things like this. We should all know this by now, and we should be worried. But, damn, since it's only Africa....who cares, right?
7:53 PM


More importantly, if I'd cleaned out the car, that bottle of ibuprofen probably wouldn't still be in the jockey box.
7:42 PM

You know, dear, if I ever cleaned out the car like I promised, I wouldn't be able to rummage through the stuff in the trunk to find a tampon in an emergency situation. That's my excuse this morning!

In other news, I am going to flay myself. It would have to feel better than this stupid poison ivy rash.